Election Party 2016 Tickets & Donations Form

Pre-buy your tickets here for the 2016 Election Party!

You can also choose your candidate and donate to their super PAC to give them a head start on Election Night!

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Tickets - includes snacks & nonalcoholic drinks! Kids under 12 free. *	Quantity
$10 - Suggested for all you ordinary hard-working Americans with the good middle-class jobs our candidates keep promising.
$5 - One of the candidates insisted we let in "struggling working-class voters" for less. The other said this was the kind of policy that makes his taxes so onerous he'd rather not even let you see them!
$20 - For the Beltway insiders who want to make sure they've got a seat at the table whichever party is elected (if you want to tilt the playing field, see SuperPAC donations below).

Kids?

Bringing kids under 12? How many? Activities & childcare provided so we want to get a head count. Enter 0 if not bringing any kids.

Guest Names?

Buying tickets for any (grown-up) big-wigs, party bosses, tycoons, trophy brides, etc? List their names here.

Choose your candidate!

Are you a Tortist or a Wrabbitite? If you already know how you're voting, select your candidate now & help them get ahead of the opposition with a Super PAC donation! If you scratch their back, they'll scratch yours...

Tortess Barber

Wrabbit Perchlik

SuperPAC dontion

$100 - Might just get you some lucrative contracts once the levers of the state are in our hands!

$50 - Gets you into an exclusive dinner.

$25 - Gets a snarky TV spot smearing your opponent!

$10 - Places one of those annoying Facebook ads.

$5 - Buys a campaign staffer an expensive latte.

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